Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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