do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just cropdusted the office
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
