So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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