did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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