It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
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Seventy Seven
And hole many guys with jobs did you pass over for this loser?
What kind of weak ass excuse of a man could be carried by a woman, let alone for three blocks.
*six, strong reading comprehension with this one.
kindergarteners....
Man card revoked!
That's dedication.
how do you know he doesn't have a job?
Typical for the 309...
But my lips hurt real bad!
It sounds like you are
That's a wonderful partner
You need to kick this lame ass loser to the curb
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
What's with the obscure Seinfeld reference?
Eighty Eight
polacke
Sorry dude... You're becoming obsolete
Two.
Sixty Six
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