goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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