Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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