I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
