Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
you would pick up someone in the library
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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