pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't think brook has ever known best
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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