Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm always down for nudity.
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