got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I am naked and annoyed.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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