im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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