i don't like sucking hair
She announced her abortion via fbk
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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