This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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