I wanna bring you to show and tell
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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