Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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