your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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