Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
