No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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