I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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