you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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