Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I love you.
Bad choice
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