escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Randomize
