apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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