shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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