Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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