How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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