Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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