Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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