so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
