I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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