Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
