Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
it's great music for shaving your balls
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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