Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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