i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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