Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
How's work?
Spinning.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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