Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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