And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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