whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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