he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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