Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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