I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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