East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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