You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
did i walk over a car last night?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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