We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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