I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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