do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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