Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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