i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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